Just for fun---how would YOU rewrite these REAL L.O.L. headlines?
Yes, I know these have absolutely NOTHING to do with writing for children.
* Stolen Painting Found by Tree
* Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Line
* Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
* Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax
* Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
* Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
* Eye drops off shelf