Here's part II if you can stand it!
- Never lie to an x-ray technician. They can see right through you.
- With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
- When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
- Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.
- You are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
- He broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.
- A calendar’s days are numbered.
- A boiled egg is hard to beat.
- If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
- Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
- A lot of money is tainted: ‘Taint yours, and ‘taint mine.
- Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
- We were so poor when I was growing up we couldn't even afford to pay attention.
- It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
- He bent over to pick up a sieve and strained himself
- The professor discovered that his theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
- The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
- If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.
- A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
- A will is a dead giveaway.
- Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
And this one describes ME:
- She had a photographic memory which was never developed.
