Monday, April 7, 2008

Rewrite these---PLEASE!

Just for fun---how would YOU rewrite these REAL L.O.L. headlines?
Yes, I know these have absolutely NOTHING to do with writing for children.

* Stolen Painting Found by Tree

* Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Line

* Include Your Children When Baking Cookies

* Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax

* Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

* Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

* Eye drops off shelf


Pam said...

Tree Finds Stolen Painting

After 18 Years in Checkout Line Two Sisters are Reunited

Cookies Without Children Are Not the Same

Farmer Injured by Enraged Cow with Ax

Hospitals Sued by 7-Foot Doctors

None Found Alive After Typhoon Rips Through Cemetry

Eye Rolls off Shelf

Sharon said...

Hey, Sherri! Welcome to the blogisphere! I'll browse a bit when I have more time . . . as it is, I'm late for work. Think my boss will fire me? Nahh, he wouldn't dare, right??

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