Tuesday, November 18, 2008

That's Punny: Part II (Sorry!)

Here's part II if you can stand it!

  • Never lie to an x-ray technician. They can see right through you.
  • With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
  • When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
  • Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.
  • You are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
  • He broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.
  • A calendar’s days are numbered.
  • A boiled egg is hard to beat.
  • If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
  • Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
  • A lot of money is tainted: ‘Taint yours, and ‘taint mine.
  • Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
  • We were so poor when I was growing up we couldn't even afford to pay attention.
  • It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
  • He bent over to pick up a sieve and strained himself
  • The professor discovered that his theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
  • The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
  • If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.
  • A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
  • A will is a dead giveaway.
  • Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
And this one describes ME:
  • She had a photographic memory which was never developed.

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