Wednesday, September 17, 2008

That's Punny! Part I

Some punny stuff. Enjoy (o;

  • A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
  • I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
  • Acupuncture: a jab well done.
  • A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.

  • A circus lion won't eat clowns because they taste funny.
  • A backward poet writes inverse.

  • A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France and resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.

  • A plateau is a high form of flattery.
  • When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
  • There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.

  • Somebody was running a flea circus but a dog came and stole the show.
  • Tennis players don't marry because love means nothing to them.
  • Those who watch too much football will wear out their end zone.
  • When the plums dry on your tree, it's time to prune.
  • At a pet store: 'buy one dog, get one flea'.
  • When they bought a water bed, the couple started to drift apart.
  • He bent over to pick up a sieve and strained himself.
  • In the winter my dog wears his coat, but in the summer he wears his coat and pants.
  • Police were called to a day care, where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
  • The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.
  • To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
  • When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
  • A thief who stole a calendar… got twelve months.
  • A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.
  • Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.
  • When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , U. C. L. A.
And last but not least----
  • Seven days without a pun makes one weak. Sorry!

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